Category: Monster Poems
Monster in My Kitchen
December 1st, 2009There’s a monster in my kitchenHe’s quite the gourmetSince we’ve employed himWe’ve had tasty food all dayHe’s environmentally consciousUsing every bit and dollopWhich is good for the earthAnd even better for the walletYou’d think we w… more »
Monster in My Attic
November 3rd, 2009There’s a monster in my attic
With a flair for the dramatic
Through every trunk placed in storage
She will forage and she’ll forage
Then she’ll recategorize
The items that she finds
Old clothing goes in wardrobe
Old letters filed as scripts
Cu… more »
Monster in My Garage
October 12th, 2009A monster lives in my garage
That beast is quite athletic
He makes my friends and family too
Look physically pathetic
Because, you see, he’s 93
And could run marathons with ease
While we couch potatoes
Cough and wheeze
Just watching a marathon… more »
Hairy Monster
November 2nd, 2007There’s a very hairy monster
Beneath the bathroom sink
He’s very fond of guest soaps
Especially if they’re pink
He likes to take long baths
Amid rose-scented bubbles
It rids him of that skunky smell
But causes our drain troubles
‘Cause he’s a… more »
Monster in My Closet
October 29th, 2007There’s a monster in my closet
My parents do not know
He’s very good with fashion
Always hanging out with clothes
So I ask for his advice
And he tells me what I need
A short, black, mini skirt
Or a smart blazer in tweed
I’ve noticed not all i… more »
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