Categories: Spooky Halloween Poems, Monster Poems

Monster in My Kitchen

December 1st, 2009
There’s a monster in my kitchenHe’s quite the gourmetSince we’ve employed himWe’ve had tasty food all dayHe’s environmentally consciousUsing every bit and dollopWhich is good for the earthAnd even better for the walletYou’d think we w… more »

Monster in My Attic

November 3rd, 2009
There’s a monster in my attic With a flair for the dramatic Through every trunk placed in storage She will forage and she’ll forage Then she’ll recategorize The items that she finds Old clothing goes in wardrobe Old letters filed as scripts Cu… more »

Monster in My Garage

October 12th, 2009
A monster lives in my garage That beast is quite athletic He makes my friends and family too Look physically pathetic   Because, you see, he’s 93 And could run marathons with ease While we couch potatoes Cough and wheeze Just watching a marathon… more »

Spooky Metaphor Poem 4: Ravenous Snake

October 5th, 2009
I hope you enjoy this Spooky Metaphor Poem I'm posting for Halloween. It is similar to Mystery Metaphor Poems in that the reader guesses the subject of the poem. Good luck! A ravenous snake Winds through the town A head of bright eyes And a darting… more »

Spooky Metaphor Poem 3: Goal Keeper

September 30th, 2009
I hope you enjoy this Spooky Metaphor Poem I'm posting for Halloween. It is similar to Mystery Metaphor Poems in that the reader guesses the subject of the poem. Good luck! Goalie Tensed Waiting for action A shot flies toward the net The patie… more »