Category: Silliness

Spooky Simile Poem 1: Grumpy Old Man

October 10th, 2007
It's the month of Halloween, so I'll be posting Spooky Simile Poems every Wednesday for the rest of the month. They are similar to Mystery Metaphor Poems in that the reader guesses the subject of the poem. Good luck! Like a grumpy, old man Sittin… more »

Purple Everywhere!

October 4th, 2007
Purple fingers Purple toes Purple lips And purple nose Purple hands And purple thumbs Purple buckets Purple tongues Purple where Blueberries run more »

Reverse Alphabet Poem: Travel in the New Age

July 27th, 2007
Parents are so Obtuse and old-fashioned! Nobody Makes kids Leave home to travel anymore. Kids Journey on the Information Highway - where there are Great views From an Easy chair - and no fears of traveler's Diarrhea, sometimes Caused By Ac… more »

Party - Alphabet Poem

July 24th, 2007
A party date Balloons inflate Cook a cake Decorate Eager state Friends wait Greet with great Surprise! more »

Too Noisy to Study

July 20th, 2007
I'm trying to study. I really am. I must do well on my next exam. But what is that dripping and dropping and plinking? It really is affecting my thinking! And what is that buzzing and humming and drone? Those sounds are really making me moan!… more »