Category: Silliness
An Untidy Home
November 5th, 2007My parents are not tidy
They keep the house a mess
Dust layers could be studied
By an archeologist
And the cobwebs clinging 'round
To the ceilings and the walls
Aren't inhabited by spiders
Because even they're appalled
And the smudges on the… more »
Hairy Monster
November 2nd, 2007There’s a very hairy monster
Beneath the bathroom sink
He’s very fond of guest soaps
Especially if they’re pink
He likes to take long baths
Amid rose-scented bubbles
It rids him of that skunky smell
But causes our drain troubles
‘Cause he’s a… more »
Sock Thief
November 1st, 2007I’m tired of lone socks
When once there were pairs
And them having holes
That can’t be repaired.
There is never a match
When I need them,
But when I complained,
Mother cried, “We must feed him!”
Completely confounded,
I requested she explain… more »
Spooky Simile Poem 4: Sculpture
October 31st, 2007I hope you've been enjoying the Spooky Simile Poems that I've been posting this month of Halloween. They are similar to Mystery Metaphor Poems in that the reader guesses the subject of the poem.
Good luck!
She looked like a sculpture
Chipped fr… more »
One More House to Trick-or-Treat
October 30th, 2007It was nearing midnight on Halloween
I could barely see by flashlight beam
The candy in my pail neared top
I thought to myself, "Just one more stop."
The next house along the road
Seemed a completely normal abode
If I had only known before
What… more »
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