Don't Drink Bees

There’s a monster in my kitchenHe’s quite the gourmetSince we’ve employed himWe’ve had tasty food all dayHe’s environmentally consciousUsing every bit and dollopWhich is good for the earthAnd even better for the walletYou’d think we w… more »

There’s a monster in my attic With a flair for the dramatic Through every trunk placed in storage She will forage and she’ll forage Then she’ll recategorize The items that she finds Old clothing goes in wardrobe Old letters filed as scripts Cu… more »

A monster lives in my garage That beast is quite athletic He makes my friends and family too Look physically pathetic   Because, you see, he’s 93 And could run marathons with ease While we couch potatoes Cough and wheeze Just watching a marathon… more »

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Can't you see My coat is full? And it will stay this Fluffy and nice So stop bothering me! Heed my advice! Blah, blah, human, Nothing left to say? Good to hear! Now, go away! Baa, baa, black she… more »

One little finger in my mouth Look at me suck my thumb! Two little fingers in my mouth Now I'm really having fun! Three little fingers in my mouth Some may say that three's a crowd But with four little fingers in my mouth I am feeling so, s… more »