Category: Silliness
Monster in My Kitchen
December 1st, 2009There’s a monster in my kitchenHe’s quite the gourmetSince we’ve employed himWe’ve had tasty food all dayHe’s environmentally consciousUsing every bit and dollopWhich is good for the earthAnd even better for the walletYou’d think we w… more »
Monster in My Attic
November 3rd, 2009There’s a monster in my attic
With a flair for the dramatic
Through every trunk placed in storage
She will forage and she’ll forage
Then she’ll recategorize
The items that she finds
Old clothing goes in wardrobe
Old letters filed as scripts
Cu… more »
Monster in My Garage
October 12th, 2009A monster lives in my garage
That beast is quite athletic
He makes my friends and family too
Look physically pathetic
Because, you see, he’s 93
And could run marathons with ease
While we couch potatoes
Cough and wheeze
Just watching a marathon… more »
Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
January 15th, 2009Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Can't you see
My coat is full?
And it will stay this
Fluffy and nice
So stop bothering me!
Heed my advice!
Blah, blah, human,
Nothing left to say?
Good to hear!
Now, go away!
Baa, baa, black she… more »
Five Little Fingers in My Mouth
December 24th, 2008One little finger in my mouth
Look at me suck my thumb!
Two little fingers in my mouth
Now I'm really having fun!
Three little fingers in my mouth
Some may say that three's a crowd
But with four little fingers in my mouth
I am feeling so, s… more »
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