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I hear so many people Complaining This time of year Holidays are coming so fast Gifts must be purchased Food must be bought and prepared Travel plans must be made It's stressful It's exhausting We dread this Fast-paced Not a moment t… more »

Announcing new Greeting Graphics in the "Holiday" category. Go to the Thanksgiving section to see all the greeting graphics in this category. Note: You may have to reload the page to see the new Greeting Graphics. more »

Kitty cat White and black Walking by the Railroad track If a train Should ever come Kitty, Kitty Run, run, run Meow so loud A train “Woo Woo” So I will know One’s coming through And if a train Should never come Kitty, Kitty Run, ru… more »

Hoot Hoot Owl, sitting in a tree Where, oh where, can the full moon be? The moon is playing hide and seek Close your eyes, and do not peek Count to ten, then you can look For the hiding place the full moon took 1 – 2 – 3, 4, 5 Where, oh where… more »

Gonna bake Gonna bake A chocolate cake Gonna wait Gonna wait To cool the cake Then my cake Then my cake I'll decorate Gonna slice Gonna slice A piece so nice Gonna eat Gonna eat That chocolate treat Gonna lick those crumbs Righ… more »

It hasn't really been funny. It's been sad and it's been painful - for months. It's actually been so sad and so painful for so long, all I can really do is laugh now. Laugh at my never-ending dental construction. (Maybe it's the painkillers that make it… more »

My parents are not tidy They keep the house a mess Dust layers could be studied By an archeologist And the cobwebs clinging 'round To the ceilings and the walls Aren't inhabited by spiders Because even they're appalled And the smudges on the… more »

Announcing new Greeting Graphics in the "Holiday" category. This year, Diwali is celebrated on November 9th. Go to Diwali section to see all the greeting graphics in this category. Note: You may have to reload the page to see the new… more »

There’s a very hairy monster Beneath the bathroom sink He’s very fond of guest soaps Especially if they’re pink He likes to take long baths Amid rose-scented bubbles It rids him of that skunky smell But causes our drain troubles ‘Cause he’s a… more »

I’m tired of lone socks When once there were pairs And them having holes That can’t be repaired. There is never a match When I need them, But when I complained, Mother cried, “We must feed him!” Completely confounded, I requested she explain… more »