Don't Drink Bees

Parents are so Obtuse and old-fashioned! Nobody Makes kids Leave home to travel anymore. Kids Journey on the Information Highway - where there are Great views From an Easy chair - and no fears of traveler's Diarrhea, sometimes Caused By Ac… more »

Black is Pain, Fear Darkness Blindness And yet it allows us to see the stars White is Light, Clear Dazzling Brightness And yet it blinds us with its brilliance Grey is Neither dark nor light Dawn, dusk Twilight Confusion And yet… more »

A party date Balloons inflate Cook a cake Decorate Eager state Friends wait Greet with great Surprise! more »

I'm trying to study. I really am. I must do well on my next exam. But what is that dripping and dropping and plinking? It really is affecting my thinking! And what is that buzzing and humming and drone? Those sounds are really making me moan!… more »

Hawk: Vulture, Your flying is quite graceful You've been mistaken for a hawk But when you land upon the ground Differences become quite stark Could you stand a little straighter? Hold your head up, tilt it back? Eat in trees, not on the highw… more »

Television Educational, Brain-numbing Engaging, Tempting, Boring Must See What's On The Couch Potato's God more »

I hate her - that first woman who decided to shave her legs and her underarms. And I hate him too - the guy who decided it was great, the wave of the future. Thank you very much, both of you. My life is so much more satisfying now. I've got every minu… more »

I remember a time that I walked around to the other side of our pond and sat on the hot shale and gazed into the water at the organisms below the surface and on the surface and above the surface. Water striders, tadpoles, and an old tire covered with gre… more »

I knock, but there is no answer. The creative genius is out for the day and all writing will be discontinued until his return. Alas! and I must write for my composition class, too. What terrible timing! When might he be back? + You never can tell. Som… more »

I watched his small, eleven year old body as it moved into the uniform blue crowd and was swallowed. My heart dropped, colliding with my diaphragm. I turned away. How had it come to this? He was just a child. He was frightened. I'd seen it in his foggy,… more »

Root beer It isn't caffeinated Root beer Won't make you agitated And that root beer It's not alcoholic So root beer Won't make you melancholic And root beer Is rarely made from real roots these days Root beer Flavored syrup makes it tasty… more »

He sat there, perched on a rock, looking at me. His amphibian eyes would wink in turn, but never would he remove both from my intimidating presence. He feared that I might childishly make a leap for him, grab him in my hands, and imprison him. He had… more »