Don't Drink Bees

I wish it weren't so gray outside
I wish it weren't raining
I wish I weren't so sleepy
I wish I could concentrate
I wish I could keep my eyes open

I wish I hadn't dozed off
I wish I hadn't drooled on my desk
I wish I didn't have keyboard impressions on my face
I wish my boss hadn't asked me what the marks were
I wish I'd thought of a clever response

I wish my boss didn't think I had a weird disease
I wish she didn't think I was contagious
I wish she hadn't sent me home for the day
I wish it weren't still raining
I wish I weren't so sleepy

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