Don't Drink Bees

Red Riding Hood
Was a whore
Flirting the way she did
She knew what Mr. Wolf was asking
Giggling & blushing
In that knowing way
Off the path, in the woods
Just out of Mother's sight

He admired her new acquisitions
Oh, how she'd grown
And how big they were
Never mind the teeth
Or the eyes
But she had nice eyes

And they were opened so wide
When innocence left
And she finally realized
What wolfie had in mind
Not love, not marriage
The Big S..E..X
And he couldn't wait
Because his hormones were pounding
And he was a boy

So Red ran and was rescued
Being only a girl
And the hunter used his big gun
While she hid behind a tree
(Because we girls do that)

The wolf was hit and cried out
Red didn't know what to feel
Because he could've been
Her only chance
What if he were
Her prince in wolf clothes?

And she ran
Towards the wolf
The hunter took one more shot
Red shielded the wolf with her burgeoning self
Was pierced through the heart
And down she fell

Wolfie kissed her in thanks
And raced from the scene
Before she could breathe her final breath
And she lay there so pleased

Because they'd never say "Old Maid"
Or "16 & never been kissed"
She died as a woman
And was buried as such.