My name is Bagbid Wolfe. My name is German and so are my products. I am a door-to-door salesman. I have sold the Catnip Patch in Catland, Wash & Slosh Food Drainers in Raccoonland, and Chew & Brew Blenders in Cowland.
Because we are different animals with different languages, communication is often difficult. So I let my products speak for themselves. I give free samples of the Catnip Patch and free demonstrations of the Chew & Brew Blenders. My customers are immediately impressed, buy my goods, tell their neighbors, and I am out of stock in no time.
I have a talent for identifying groups that need my products. I sell Chew & Brew Blenders to cows, because cows have poor digestion which wears out their many stomachs. I sell Wash & Slosh Food Drainers to raccoons, because raccoons are compulsive food washers. I sell the Catnip Patch to cats, because cats are nip addicts.
My latest product is the Huff & Puff Vacuum Cleaner. Our jingle goes "With the Huff & Puff Vacuum, you'll blow your house clean." The vacuum has both strong sucking and blowing features. The manufacturers need to do a little work on the noise level; but the vacuum does such an amazing job, I know the right group will just snatch them up."
"Who would most benefit from the Huff & Puff Vacuum?" I think to myself, and it comes to me: pigs! "Who is dirtier and more in need of a powerful cleaning machine than pigs?" I know I am right, and I immediately schedule a trip to Pigland.
The first house I stop at is made of straw, and I think, "If I ever sell building supplies, this would be a good place to come." Straw is a messy material. There is straw all over the ground outside the house, and I figure there is just as much straw all over the floor inside the house.
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