Don't Drink Bees

Do you have a noticeable dandruff problem?
Are you embarrassed every time a gust of wind blows
and frees your dandruff to fall like yellow snow?

Well, we have something that can help.
It's a shampoo especially formulated for seasonal dandruff.

April's Hard Rain

Guaranteed to rinse your embarrassing problem away
with regular use.

Welcome Spring in with a luxurious head of green leaves
with April's Hard Rain.
It gets the yellow out.

Caution: Use only as directed.
Do not use if you are currently pregnant or want to become pregnant.
Do not use if currently suffering from flooding or root rot.
Please consult your physician regarding long-term use.